The United States of Silverdale of Legokiller is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Miranda Songbird with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.944 billion Silverdalens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowy Light. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silverdalen economy, worth a remarkable 4,638 trillion Silverdalen Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,261 Silverdalen Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

President Miranda Songbird can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legokiller's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Silver Harmonism.

Legokiller is ranked 14,038^th in the world and 7^th in Mystria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.25 law-abiding acts per hour.