The Definitely NOT Lowe of Laupore is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.08 billion Lauporeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The strong Lauporean economy, worth 347 trillion Lepors a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,281 Lepors, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and Laupore is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laupore's national animal is the Cows, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laupore is ranked 39,095^th in the world and 24^th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.08 law-abiding acts per hour.