
| Population | 2.754 billion |
| Capital | Follontis |
| Leader | President Stavro Alfhym Grynduhl |
| Faith | Secular State |
| Currency | Dynar |
| Animal | Barn Otter |
The Federation of Latvyria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Stavro Alfhym Grynduhl with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.754 billion Latvyrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Follontis. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Latvyrian economy, worth 89.4 trillion Dynars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,447 Dynars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Latvyria's national animal is the Barn Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secular State.
Latvyria is ranked 148,133rd in the world and 6th in Universum Aethereum for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 530.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil.
- :
Latvyria changed its national faith to "Secular State".
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in
Latvyria, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.





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