The People's Republic of Laskar is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Khanna with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.054 billion Laskarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamvit. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Laskarian economy, worth 267 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,961 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing President Khanna to cartoon bears, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laskar's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Laskar is ranked 143,521^st in the world and 8^th in Placeholder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.83 kickbacks per hour.