The Republic of Laser Guns is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.549 billion Laser Gunsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Laser Gunsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,276 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 347,645 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,246,857 per year while the poor average 3,246, a ratio of 1,000 to 1.

Farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Laser Guns's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Laser Guns is ranked 30,513^th in the world and 28^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,666.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.