The Disputed Territories of Larpa Calls is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.009 billion Larpa Callsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Larpa Callsian economy, worth 192 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 48,013 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larpa Calls's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Larpa Calls is ranked 253,739^th in the world and 3^rd in KYCF for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 22.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.