The United Kingdom of Lannistter is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Angel III of Lannistter with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.483 billion Lannish are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arkhangelsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lannish economy, worth a remarkable 1,811 trillion LK$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,088 LK$s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,398,595 per year while the poor average 19,993, a ratio of 70.0 to 1.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lannistter's national animal is the Silver Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Sacred Silver Fox Cult.

Lannistter is ranked 289,692^nd in the world and 40^th in Kylaris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.42 law-abiding acts per hour.