The Most Serene-Sublime State of Langkasuka is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Tirata Azlan Samrat-Pipitpakdee with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 5.832 billion Langkasukans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sai Buri and Putarni. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Langkasukan economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion kepings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 179,335 kepings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langkasuka's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dharmic Faith.

Langkasuka is ranked 162,385^th in the world and 133^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,762.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.