The Puppeteering For The Win of Landoffunpuppet12 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Puppet Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.833 billion Landoffunpuppet12ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Capital. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Landoffunpuppet12ian economy, worth 430 trillion Puppet shillings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,204 Puppet shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet12's national animal is the Puppet Doves, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Puppet Religon Man.

Landoffunpuppet12 is ranked 17,919^th in the world and 2^nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.48 law-abiding acts per hour.