The South Pacifican Safekeeper of Lampshade Guardian 8 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Drama Llama population. The hard-working population of 11.35 billion Lampshade Guardian 8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Lampshade Guardian 8ian economy, worth 521 trillion lampshades a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,947 lampshades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lampshade Guardian 8's national animal is the Drama Llama.

Lampshade Guardian 8 is ranked 167,054^th in the world and 1^st in Atlantic Central Command for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.