The Colony of Lame33 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 4.122 billion Lame33ians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lame33ian economy, worth 124 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,238 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lame33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Lame33 is ranked 227,323^rd in the world and 4^th in Confederacy of Layem for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.