The Principality of Lacedaemonian Glory is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 35.059 billion Lacedaemonian Gloryians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The thriving Lacedaemonian Gloryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,767 trillion honors a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,407 honors, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, school uniforms are compulsory, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, and army rations are served on silver platters. Crime is moderate. Lacedaemonian Glory's national animal is the persian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lacedaemonian Glory is ranked 86,413^th in the world and 3^rd in Hellenic Civilization for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.67 kickbacks per hour.