The Free Land of Lacard 7 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.306 billion Lacard 7ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lacard 7ian economy, worth 68.5 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,724 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lacard 7's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lacard 7 is ranked 300,303^rd in the world and 3^rd in RegioPerioch for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 14,683.91 Standard Monetary Units.