Population | 11.494 billion |
Capital | Museum Visitor Center |
Leader | Museum Director Louis Pr1ma |
Faith | card collecting |
Currency | lira |
Animal | pegasus |
The 🎇 1st Option 🌄 Card Museum 🎆 of La Pr1mavera is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Museum Director Louis Pr1ma with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The humorless, devout population of 11.494 billion trading card collectors are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Museum Visitor Center. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Pr1ma economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,604 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Pr1mavera's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is card collecting.
La Pr1mavera is ranked 6,733rd in the world and 3rd in Free Thought for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : La Pr1mavera was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.