The Prince of Hell of Kyraina is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chief Eligor with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.438 billion Kyrainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion Golden Bears a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,105 Golden Bears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the nation's smallest Brown Bearball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and in a fit of passion Chief Eligor has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyraina's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Kyraina is ranked 328,679^th in the world and 185^th in Hell for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -15.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.