The Imperial Colony of Kyoteshi is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Secretary-General of the Government with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.569 billion Kyoteshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Destrict G-005. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kyoteshian economy, worth 123 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,011 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, a light breeze is enough to make Secretary-General of the Government fold, the bureaucratic class continues to multiply, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyoteshi's national animal is the twelve, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Kyoteshi is ranked 93,411^th in the world and 11^th in Arakeia for Most Developed, scoring 63.4 on the Human Development Index.