The Republic of Kyleville is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.127 billion Kylevilleans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Kylevillean economy, worth 199 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 63,757 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Kyleville in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyleville's national animal is the eagle.

Kyleville is ranked 237,479^th in the world and 2^nd in Kyle for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 217.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.