The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Bilge is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.511 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldenlaw City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 10,821 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 480,701 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Bilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Bilge is ranked 96^th in the world and 4^th in Kylden for Lowest Crime Rates, with 286.15 law-abiding acts per hour.