The Jewish State of Kykel is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King David XXXIII with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 15.982 billion Kykelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The Kykelian economy, worth 949 trillion shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,389 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judaism has been named as Kykel's national religion, Kykelian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kykel's national animal is the goat and its national religion is Judaism.

Kykel is ranked 90,869^th in the world and 3^rd in Israel for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,530.86 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.