The Clementine Republic of Kyces is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Adkissa with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.887 billion Kycens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citrusius. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kycesian economy, worth 866 trillion Rinds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,923 Rinds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kyces's national animal is the Sunny Warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Cult of the Orange.

Kyces is ranked 14,440^th in the world and 1^st in Orange Juice for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 77,495.84 Standard Monetary Units.