The Kingdom of Kuzan is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.74 billion Kuzanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The thriving Kuzanian economy, worth 701 trillion bellies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,227 bellies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuzan's national animal is the marine officer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuzan is ranked 43,675^th in the world and 456^th in Remembrance for Largest Black Market, with 23.8 trillion Standard Monetary Units.