The 4th Tsuchikage of Kurotsuchi is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 8.896 billion Kurotsuchians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The Kurotsuchian economy, worth 487 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,837 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, enemy governments seem especially interested in Kurotsuchi's election cycle, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kurotsuchi's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kurotsuchi is ranked 86,356^th in the world and 272^nd in Remembrance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,059.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.