The Republic of Kunio is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.046 billion Kunioans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kunioan economy, worth 688 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,105 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", Kunio successfully hosted the Remembrance Olympics, the government seizes all major gold finds, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Kunio's national animal is the sports player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kunio is ranked 96,618^th in the world and 363^rd in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 974.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.