The Immortal Witch of Kudo Chitose is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 8.83 billion Kudo Chitoseans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.
The very strong Kudo Chitosean economy, worth 551 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,486 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kudo Chitose's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Kudo Chitose is ranked 84,804th in the world and 559th in Remembrance for Largest Populations, with 8.83 billion capita.
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Kudo Chitose, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
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Kudo Chitose, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
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Kudo Chitose, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
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Kudo Chitose, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
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Kudo Chitose, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
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Kudo Chitose, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
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Kudo Chitose, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
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Kudo Chitose, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
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Kudo Chitose, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
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Kudo Chitose, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.


















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