The Serene Republic of Sansangra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wally Littlebird with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.083 billion Sansangrans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basaam. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sansangran economy, worth a remarkable 1,849 trillion abrazoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,344 abrazoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wally Littlebird's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBS Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sansangra's national animal is the parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sansangra is ranked 2,286^th in the world and 58^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,440.3 pounds of wildlife per square mile.