The Holy Empire of Kuallah is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 922 million Kuallahis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuarry of God. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuallahian economy, worth 78.1 trillion Kuamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,689 Kuamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, and the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuallah's national animal is the Kua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuallah is ranked 83,963^rd in the world and 2^nd in a13 for Most Developed, scoring 66.17 on the Human Development Index.