The Holy Empire of Kuallah is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 721 million Kuallahis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuarry of God. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kuallahian economy, worth 61.4 trillion Kuamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,228 Kuamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, all facts are created equal, and the only science is political science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuallah's national animal is the Kua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuallah is ranked 39,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in a13 for Highest Poor Incomes, with 64,734.18 Standard Monetary Units.