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Largest Agricultural Sector: 726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 916thMost Patriotic: 1,159th
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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KSN57

Population8.097 billion

CapitalOyet Shirstas
LeaderDezec Druz
FaithKahless

CurrencyTalon
AnimalJadashha

The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN57 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dezec Druz with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.097 billion Klingons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oyet Shirstas. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient KSN57ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,203 trillion Talons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 272,096 Talons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and foreign musicians that Dezec Druz dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KSN57's national animal is the Jadashha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahless.

KSN57 is ranked 6,007th in the world and 213th in Mikes Hope for Largest Black Market, with 1,339 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 916thMost Patriotic: 1,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,757thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,935thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,937thMost Armed: 2,315thMost Devout: 2,721stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,892ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,765thLowest Crime Rates: 3,993rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,451stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,721stHighest Average Incomes: 4,801stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,863rdBest Weather: 5,306thLargest Black Market: 6,007thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,777thSmartest Citizens: 10,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,853rdMost Accessible: 12,562ndMost Inclusive: 12,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,964thHighest Economic Output: 14,392ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 19,152ndHighest Food Quality: 19,332ndMost Authoritarian: 20,026thLargest Governments: 21,187thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,910thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,265thLargest Mining Sector: 26,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,696thMost Developed: 29,872ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32,112th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 74th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, foreign musicians that Dezec Druz dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, billions of Talons are spent to take high-quality photos of the Jadashha Nebula.
  • : KSN57 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Following new legislation in KSN57, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.

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