The Dominion of Kryssya is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Garmak Magnus with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 11.544 billion Kryssyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kryssya City. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kryssyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion khronas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,738 khronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children's toy tractors have been seized as state property, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryssya's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.

Kryssya is ranked 116,216^th in the world and 2^nd in New Karnaria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,312.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.