The Dictatorship of Kromaga is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.385 billion Kromagans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The very strong Kromagan economy, worth 327 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 60,732 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Kromaga's national animal is the bovina.

Kromaga is ranked 86,886^th in the world and 1^st in Soviet Spawn for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.