The People's Republic of Krean is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by People's Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.414 billion Kreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Roda. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kreanian economy, worth 442 trillion Lats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,776 Lats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krean's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krean is ranked 16,995^th in the world and 6^th in The United Democratic Front for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,885.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.