The Most Serene Republic of Krea Griopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 716 million Krea Griopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Krea Griopian economy, worth 52.8 trillion Grions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,710 Grions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krea Griopia's national animal is the African Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Krea Griopia is ranked 34,067^th in the world and 1^st in The Great Universe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.