The Kingdom of Koyun is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Merinos with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.486 billion Koyunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koyun city. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koyunian economy, worth 307 trillion Koyun dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,753 Koyun dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koyun's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koyunist.

Koyun is ranked 17,663^rd in the world and 1^st in Turk for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,626.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.