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PASSWORD

Bears
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,973rdMost Authoritarian: 24,325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,301st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kosinsky District

Population595 million

CurrencyDucat
AnimalBear

The Republic of Kosinsky District is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 595 million Kosinsky Districtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kosinsky Districtian economy, worth 48.0 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,628 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of Kosinsky District have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosinsky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kosinsky District is ranked 67,847th in the world and 86th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,448.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,973rdMost Authoritarian: 24,325thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,301stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,458thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30,997th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionFattest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 86th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, large sections of Kosinsky District have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, pet owners are granted clemency from being ritually sacrificed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kosinsky District, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.

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