The Grand Empire of Kosainda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander the 16th with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.394 billion Kosaindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iehovah. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosaindan economy, worth 298 trillion Kosains a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,694 Kosains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, cows stare longingly at the greener grass on the other side of the fence, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosainda's national animal is the Kosaindan Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosainda is ranked 143,458^th in the world and 2^nd in The Grand Realm of Kosainda for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 973.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.