The Armed Republic of Koroniathan is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Connor Logan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.029 billion Koroniathanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helgen. The average income tax rate is 5.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Koroniathanian economy, worth 211 trillion USDS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,671 USDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Helgen, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Koroniathan's national animal is the Husky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Scardinoism.

Koroniathan is ranked 234,732^nd in the world and 57^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.53 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.