The Republic of Kopofdin is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 822 million Kopofdinics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gogoplech. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Kopofdiner economy, worth 21.1 trillion Stegs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 25,701 Stegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, citizens may cast their vote by mail or phone, and citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kopofdin's national animal is the Dimetrodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kopofdin is ranked 172,787^th in the world and 10^th in Tushto for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,488.63 Standard Monetary Units.