The Kingdom of Konges is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Konges with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 24.032 billion Kongians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nos Astra. The average income tax rate is 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kongesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,759 trillion Kongs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 239,644 Kongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kongians, bridge salesmen line up for blocks to make their cases at King Konges's office, and Kongesian military drills look more like joint-Oregon exercises than anything else. Crime is totally unknown. Konges's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dude-ism.

Konges is ranked 193,359^th in the world and 7^th in Oregon for Largest Black Market, with 545 billion Standard Monetary Units.