The Queendom of KittenHaven is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.978 billion KittenHavenites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient KittenHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Jelly beans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,032 Jelly beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KittenHaven's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KittenHaven is ranked 2,818^th in the world and 2^nd in Valhalla for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 66.15 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.