The Queendom of KittenHaven is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.875 billion KittenHavenites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient KittenHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion Jelly beans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 113,203 Jelly beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, voters are one of the nation's top imports, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KittenHaven's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KittenHaven is ranked 1,699^th in the world and 1^st in Valhalla for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,737.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.