The Kingdom of Kitten Cat is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jøhan II with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.204 billion Vaslanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kattkiti. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Vaslander economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Scratches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,557 Scratches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitten Cat's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Religion.

Kitten Cat is ranked 324,458^th in the world and 2^nd in Snufkia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.02 on the Kitten Softness Rating.