The Gilded Shrine to Glory of Kitasan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kitasan Black with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.328 billion Umamusume have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gilded City to Glory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Umamusume economy, worth 216 trillion Carats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,923 Carats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,209 per year while the poor average 44,400, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kitasan's national animal is the Satono Diamond, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harikitte Ikou.

Kitasan is ranked 131,331^st in the world and 111^th in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,797.78 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.