The Lily Pad Thais of Kitallev is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.47 billion Kitallevians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Rakh. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kitallevian economy, worth 630 trillion baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,958 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kitallev's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kitallev is ranked 327,398^th in the world and 1,949^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.