The Hellenistic Empire of Kingsbrew is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by King Kingstonight with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.107 billion Kingsbrew are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verlorene Taverne. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingsbrewian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Slots a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,708 Slots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finders keepers is the law of the land, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingsbrew's national animal is the Pea Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hellenism.

Kingsbrew is ranked 142,219^th in the world and 23^rd in THE W0RLD for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,204.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.