The Empire of King Weezy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Weezy with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.615 billion Weezyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The powerhouse Weezyian economy, worth 187 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,617 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Weezy's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, teenagers get their license without taking the test, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. King Weezy's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

King Weezy is ranked 319,494^th in the world and 221^st in United Kingdom for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.