The Emotionless of Killamari is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.343 billion Killamarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.
The strong Killamarian economy, worth 244 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,295 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's skies are now a wasteland, the dartboard at the Killamarian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killamari's national animal is the unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Killamari is ranked 239,947th in the world and 5th in Ailuros for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
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Killamari, lending money has become a major liability.
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Killamari, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
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Killamari, the dartboard at the Killamarian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
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Killamari, the nation's skies are now a wasteland.
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Killamari, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized.
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Killamari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Killamari, glamping Killamarians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.




































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