The Empire of Kijjet is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Fahd Relkian with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed population of 911 million Kijjetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gijjit. The average income tax rate is 53.2%.

The thriving Kijjetian economy, worth 53.9 trillion Jetters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,146 Jetters, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, Gijjit's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kijjet's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kijjet is ranked 83,506^th in the world and 5^th in Southern Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,215.09 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.