The Eternal Empire of Kibiri is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Birihani the Eternal with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.405 billion Kibirians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kibiri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kibirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Zewidochis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 172,056 Zewidochis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,224,531 per year while the poor average 7,989, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, and the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room". Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kibiri's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bitheistic Abatism.

Kibiri is ranked 330,933^rd in the world and 6^th in Hulumet for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -23.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.