The Republic of Khiloksky District is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 668 million Khiloksky Districtians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Khiloksky Districtian economy, worth 51.3 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,866 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khiloksky District's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khiloksky District is ranked 77,213^th in the world and 741^st in Novaya Zemlya for Most Developed, scoring 68.34 on the Human Development Index.