The Fiefdom of KFSM Radio Nowhere is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning osprey population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 19.805 billion KFSM Radio Nowhereans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The KFSM Radio Nowherean economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion counts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,901 counts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. KFSM Radio Nowhere's national animal is the osprey, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

KFSM Radio Nowhere is ranked 203,490^th in the world and 7^th in New Jersey for Most Beautiful Environments, with 464.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.