The Pink Holy badg farming of Kesoia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Val*rie Kony*o with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.862 billion K*soians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of K*stral. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kesoian economy, worth 304 trillion Bwabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,867 Bwabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, a new generation of space-obsessed youth are convinced there's nothing out there, and conspiracy theorists allege K*stral's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kesoia's national animal is the Ploo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is S*cular Gov*rnm*nt.

Kesoia is ranked 51,135^th in the world and 5^th in Secret Artist Society for Highest Poor Incomes, with 54,583.99 Standard Monetary Units.